AND SHE TOLD ME, "MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY F*** ALONE"

As a sharp guy, I made her acquaintance and we became quick friends; this was because I was told that her principle is, "Freely I received, and freely I shall give".

So she came around the first time, after very little talk, I asked her for f***, but, politely, she said, "It's too early for that". I expected her response anyway, so I wasn't bothered.

She came around the second time, I asked again, but she, somewhat upset but composed, said I should respect myself that it's still too early. Hmm...too early? I thought, but then I concluded that that is how they all behaved. I looked forward to the third time anyway, saying I would get it then.

The third time came so quick and we didn't even talk for long, I just told her to give me now or forget it because I had been a good guy thus far. She looked me in the eyes, raised her voice and said, "NO! You must still hold on! Besides, man shall not live by f*** alone!". What?! I raged, with my eyes popped out. I was lost in thought. I asked myself these questions repeatedly: by what else then shall man live with? What else can sustain man? Or what purpose again is it in existence if not to satisfy man? After much thought, I decided not to ask her again. I could get it from other sources, I said, consoling myself.

But not long after, she came and without me even asking, offered it to me. Refuse what? She had starved me of it for so long and I didn't do shakara o, to avoid stories that touch. I enjoyed it if you must know! She even asked whether I wanted more rounds to which I told her not to worry. The FOOD she brought was fried rice and jollof rice with salad and moi-moi plus chicken lap on top of it, and a sparkling juice to step it all down.

If your mind was single as you read, kudos; but if contrary, then it's dirty and should be soaked in a mixture of water, sodium hypo chloride, omo (detergent) and salt for five hours! Lol

It was in a wedding ceremony of a friend, the lady was in charge of item 7, I made her acquaintance as quick as possible (as a sharp guy) to be served well. The first, second, third and fourth time she came were 30 minutes, 1 hour, 1 hour 45 minutes and 2 hours respectively after we became quick friends. And interestingly, all this happened inside my mind!

I put this together to make us realize that our minds can be deceptive. It makes use of first, quick but scanty information to make conclusion even before the end. Most times, the conclusion is false and it brings about misunderstanding and misunderstanding causes confusion and the trouble goes on and on...

So, let's guide our minds jealously, because "From it" the Bible says "Are the issues of life".